Hello, my name is Amanda. I'm an invisible, forever alone, typical teenager. I'm in a band and run a blog. My dream is to be in a touring band and have an album go platinum. I have an alter ego... He's so scary. He likes to hit on every single girl within a 50 mile radius... And he has no manners... I apologize ahead of time ;/
Ayyy, shawty. My name is Melvin: remember it... You'll be screaming it later ;) LMFAO just playin'. I'm basically Amanda's swag coach or some shit like that. I don't really get why she's making me type this... But I guess I'll stop here.
-Amanda
Melvin: You forgot "Melvin", bitch.
Amanda: Goddamnit. CAN YOU SHUT UP.
Melvin; NO.
Amanda:...... Okay... :(
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STOP EVERYTHING AND REBLOG THIS BABY DOLPHIN
Its smiling lulz
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8 Months Later
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Lorie and I were sitting at the table in our small flat. She held a cup of coffee to her mouth and I was looking down at my bowl of corn flakes.
“So,” I chewed my cereal very slowly. “You’re…

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